When The Master Has Come To Do

A Third Variety Of Drama ... Begins As Tragedy With Scraps Of Fun In It ... And Ends In Comedy Without Mirth In It, The Place Of Mirth Being Taken By A More Or Less Bitter And Critical Irony.

God Help England If She Had No Scots To Think For Her.

Of All The Damnable Waste Of Human Life That Ever Was Invented, Clerking Is The Worst.

The Greatest Of Evils And The Worst Of Crimes Is Poverty.

Girls, Like Men, Want To Be Petted, Pitied, And Made Much Of, When They Are Diffident, In Low Spirits, Or In Unrequited Love. These Are Services Which The Weak Cannot Render To The Strong And Which The Strong Will Not Render To The Weak, Except When There Is Also A Difference Of Sex.