The Day You're Born, You Get The

You May Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, But You'll Get Them To Work Harder If You Use A Flyswatter.

It'll Keep You Alive For Another 10 Years If You Get Yourself A Laugh Once A Day: Either Provoke It, Or Look Around In The Wildest Laboratory In The World, The Public.

If You Think Childlike, You'll Stay Young. If You Keep Your Energy Going, And Do Everything With A Little Flair, You're Gunna Stay Young. But Most People Do Things Without Energy, And They Atrophy Their Mind As Well As Their Body. You Have To Think Young, You Have To Laugh A Lot, And You Have To Have Good Feelings For Everyone In The World, Because If You Don't, It's Going To Come Inside, Your Own Poison, And It's Over.

The Day You're Born, You Get The Pink Slip On You. Outright Ownership. You Must Only Share That Life With Those That You And Only You Choose.

I've Had Great Success Being A Total Idiot.