The Day You're Born, You Get The

I Get Paid For What Most Kids Get Punished For.

A Lot Of People Resent That I've Been In Someone's Life For 50 Years. Why Shouldn't People Have An Affection For Me And What I've Done? Didn't I Have To Be Genuine For Them To Buy Into What I Did? There Are Children Who Grow Up Today Who Will Not Have That When They're 55 Years Old. With Whom Will They Have It? Name An Example For Me.

It'll Keep You Alive For Another 10 Years If You Get Yourself A Laugh Once A Day: Either Provoke It, Or Look Around In The Wildest Laboratory In The World, The Public.

I Have Some Very Personal Feelings About Politics, But I Don't Get Into It Because I Do Comedy Already.

I Have A Loyalty That Runs In My Bloodstream, When I Lock Into Someone Or Something, You Can't Get Me Away From It Because I Commit That Thoroughly. That's In Friendship, That's A Deal, That's A Commitment. Don't Give Me Paper - I Can Get The Same Lawyer Who Drew It Up To Break It. But If You Shake My Hand, That's For Life.