The Day Apollo 11 Landed, I Knew

Some Guys Step On A Rake In The Dark, And Get Mad And Go Punch Somebody. Others Step On A Rake In The Dark And Fall Down Laughing At Themselves. I Know Which Kind Of Guy I'd Rather Be. So Do My Friends.

The Day Apollo 11 Landed, I Knew Men Would Walk On Mars In My Lifetime. I'm No Longer Nearly So Sure. The Last Budget Put Forward In Canada Contained Not A Penny For Mars.

Mankind Is Divided Into Two Basic Sorts: Those Who Find The Unknown Future Threatening ... And Those Who Find It Thrilling. The Rupture Between Those Two Sides Has Been Responsible For Most Of The Bloodshed In History.

God Is An Iron... And That's A Hot One.

A Beginning Is The End Of Something, Always.