The Cuckoo Who Is On To Himself

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

He's The Only Man I Ever Knew Who Had Rubber Pockets So He Could Steal Soup.

I've Had Ample Contact With Lawyers, And I'm Convinced That The Only Fortune They Ever Leave Is Their Own.

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

The Best Way To Keep Your Friends Is Not To Give Them Away.