Astronomy Teaches The Correct Use Of The

Electricity Is Of Two Kinds, Positive And Negative. The Difference Is, I Presume, That One Comes A Little More Expensive, But Is More Durable; The Other Is A Cheaper Thing, But The Moths Get Into It.

A Silk Dress In Four Sections, And Shoes With High Heels That Would Have Broken The Heart Of John Calvin.

There Is An Old Motto That Runs, "if At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again." This Is Nonsense. It Ought To Read, "if At First You Don't Succeed, Quit, Quit At Once."

If I Were Founding A University I Would Begin With A Smoking Room; Next A Dormitory; And Then A Decent Reading Room And A Library. After That, If I Still Had More Money That I Couldn't Use, I Would Hire A Professor And Get Some Text Books.

It's A Lie, But Heaven Will Forgive You For It.