The Cave-dweller's Wife Complained That He Hadn't

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

Ignorance Is The Mother Of Research.

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.