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I Was With Some Vietnamese Recently, And Some Of Them Were Smoking Two Cigarettes At The Same Time. That's The Kind Of Customers We Need!

The New York Times And Washington Post Are Both Infested With Homosexuals Themselves. Just About Every Person Down There Is A Homosexual Or Lesbian.

The Lord Did Not Make Me Impossible Of Error. All I've Had To Offer You Is The Total Dedication In Serving You As Best I Know How. And I've Always Leveled With You, And Always Will, Knowing Full Well That Everyone Will Not Agree With Me.

We Are Now Considering Legislation Based On Statistics That Include Name-calling At Public Rallies As Crimes. Are We Going On To The School Yards Of This Country And When Two Kids Get Angry With Each Other And Call Each Other Names -- What Are We Going To Do, Cart Them Over To The Reformatory Or Add Them To The List Of 'hate Crimes' Perpetrators? This Is Ridiculous.

This Is An Area Where North Carolina Does Excel. I Have Known More Colorful North Carolina Political Figures Than I Have Colorless Ones.