The Big Difference Between Sex For Money

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.

I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.