I Only Take A Drink On Two

Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.