There Is Something About A Closet That

Don't Talk About Yourself; It Will Be Done When You Leave.

Those Who Welcome Death Have Only Tried It From The Ears Up.

Women Can Instantly See Through Each Other, And It's Surprising How Little They Observe That's Pleasant.

I'd Rather Know A Square Guy Than Own A Square Mile.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.