The Bbc Is A Victim Of Its

A Good Rule To Remember For Life Is That When It Comes To Plastic Surgery And Sushi, Never Be Attracted By A Bargain.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.

All My Day Is Spent Dealing With Other People. When I Come Home I Like It To Be Empty. The Presence Of Others In My House Kind Of Annoys Me. I Love Coming Home And Shutting The Doors. I Feel Brain Dead. I'm Relatively Available, But Not To Live With.

The Bbc Is A Victim Of Its Own Independence.

I've So Exceeded What I Ever Wanted To Do.