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Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.