The Brain Is Like A Tv Set;

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.