The Audience Goes To Sleep Really Quickly!

My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse. Last Night, For Instance, I Was Mugged By A Quaker.

In Real Life, Keaton Believes In God. But She Also Believes That The Radio Works Because There Are Tiny People Inside It.

Ninety Percent Of Life Is Just Showing Up.

My Grandfather Was A Very Insignificant Man, Actually. At His Funeral His Hearse Followed The Other Cars.

I Think A Relationship Is Like A Shark. It Has To Constantly Move Forward Or It Dies.