My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse.

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.

Heaven Knows, We All Make Mistakes. That's Life - And Chess.

You Always Think Another Time Would Have Been Ideal For You . . . The Reality Is There Was No Novocaine When You Went To The Dentist.

The Baby Is Fine. The Only Problem Is That He Looks Like Edward G. Robinson.

To Me, Movies Are Valuable As An Art Form And As A Wonderful Means Of Popular Entertainment. But I Think Movies Have Gone Terribly Wrong.