The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree With You.