I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!