That's What Show Business Is, Sincere Insincerity.

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.

Never Play Leapfrog With A Unicorn.

Do Unto Others, Then Run

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?