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Actually, We're Just Glorified Flagpole Sitters.

Every Student Has The Ability To Be A Successful Learner.

The President Is The Cuticle Of The Nail Bed Of America: One Would Think Pushing Back Makes Him Stronger, Yet It Turns Out The Opposite Is True.

He Liked To Play Chess And Do Intelligent Things, And I Was A Serious Drinker And Nonthinker.

My Once-keen Analytical Mind Has Become So Dulled By Endless Hours Of Baking In The Hot Sun, Thrashing About In Tight Chimneys, Pulling At Impossibly Heavy Loads, Freezing My Ass Off.... So That Now My Mental State Is Comparable To That Of A Peruvian Indian, Well Stoked On Coca Leaves.