Actually, We're Just Glorified Flagpole Sitters.

Let The Black Man Vote When He Is Fit To Vote; Prohibit The White Man Voting When He Is Unfit To Vote.

I Expect It Is Very Possible That I Would Make As Good A President As A Great Many Men Who Are Talked Of For That Position.

My Once-keen Analytical Mind Has Become So Dulled By Endless Hours Of Baking In The Hot Sun, Thrashing About In Tight Chimneys, Pulling At Impossibly Heavy Loads, Freezing My Ass Off.... So That Now My Mental State Is Comparable To That Of A Peruvian Indian, Well Stoked On Coca Leaves.

It Is My Conviction That The Fundamental Trouble With The People Of The United States Is That They Have Gotten Too Far Away From Almighty God.

The Black Man Should Seek To Be, And He Should Be Encouraged To Be, The Best Possible Black Man And Not The Best Possible Imitation Of A White Man.