The Sacred Exists Only At The Expense

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

I Do Jokes About What's Funny, And Both Sides Are Funny.

A Consultant Is A Guy Who Knows 125 Different Ways To Make Love, But Who Doesn't Know Any Women.

I Think You Can't Write With Anger. I Think It Always Has To Be With A Wink. There Always Has To Be An Element Of Hope In What You Write. Otherwise You're Just Getting Mad And It's Not Going To Be Fun For Anybody.

Being An Olympian Is The Ultimate Test Of One's Sporting Ability.