Telephone, N. An Invention Of The Devil

Table D'hote, N. A Caterer's Thrifty Concession To The Universal Passion For Irresponsibility.

Rubbish, N. Worthless Matter, Such As The Religions, Philosophies, Literatures, Arts And Sciences Of The Tribes Infesting The Regions Lying Due South From Boreaplas.

A Violin Is The Revenge Exacted By The Intestines Of A Dead Cat.

Folly, N. That "gift And Faculty Divine" Whose Creative And Controlling Energy Inspires Man's Mind, Guides His Actions And Adorns His Life.

Optimist – A Proponent Of The Doctrine That Black Is White.