Success Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.

I Love Being A Dad. I Just Love It.

Being A Good Husband Is Like Being A Good Stand-up Comic - You Need Ten Years Before You Can Even Call Yourself A Beginner.

The Less You Know About A Field, The Better Your Odds. Dumb Boldness Is The Best Way To Approach A New Challenge.

Everybody Lies About Sex. People Lie During Sex. If It Weren't For Lies, There'd Be No Sex.