Stay Green, Stay In The Woods, And

The Other Day I Was Thinking - Because I Get A Lot Of Headaches - I Was Wondering Whether The Head Should Be Where It Is. Because, At The End Of The Day, It's Probably The Heaviest Part Of Your Body, Right? And Yet It's At The Top As Opposed To, I Don't, Dangling At The Bottom Somewhere.

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

Could The World Fall?

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse