South Park Called...they Want Their Everything Back.

I Would Vote For You For President But I'm Against Big Government.

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

It Really Bothers Me When Some People Say That All Cops Are Racist. Of Course That's Not True. Most Of You Are Just [expletive] To Everybody.

I Usually Have Sex To My Stand-up Comedy Album. Power Move.

I've Always Liked Cops, As Much As You Can Like A Group Of People, You Know? Sure, I've Been Hassled, But I'm A White Dude - Privileged.