Sometimes Sex Gets In The Way Of

My Ideal Relaxation Is Working On Upholstry. I Spend Hours In Junk Shops Buying Furniture. I Do All The Upholstery Work Myself, And It's Like Therapy.

Size Does Matter. There's A Lot Of Ways To Make People Feel Good, But Personally I Think It Does Enhance Things.

My Mom Has Said She Wished I Were Gay... I Don't Think She Likes My Taste In Men.

I Told Hugh Hefner, "i Have This Crazy Boyfriend." And Hef Was Like, "you're Not Going Anywhere With A Crazy Boyfriend," And So He Put Me In A Mansion In Bel-air With An Opera Singing Chinese Maid, And I Was Driving A Bentley, And A Friend Of Mine Came By And Was Like, "what Is Going On? Why Are You Living In This Mansion?" And I Was Like, "isn't This What Happens When People Move To La?

I've Created My Own Career In My Life, And I've Had A Lot Of Fun Doing It. I Think That's Good.