Size Does Matter. There's A Lot Of

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So Impressed With It.

The Bust Of Colonel Sanders Stands As A Monument To Cruelty And Has No Place In The Kentucky State Capitol.

Sexuality Is An Expression Of Our Spirituality. Sex Makes You Get Real.

I Was Afraid Of Staying At The Playboy Mansion; I Wanted To Get A Footing Before I Ventured Into A World Of Hedonism.