Somebody Once Asked Me If I Ever

Well, Baseball Was My Whole Life. Nothing's Ever Been As Fun As Baseball.

He Can Run, Steal Bases, Throw, Hit For Average, And Hit With Power Like I've Never Seen. Just Don't Put Him At Shortstop.

It Was All I Lived For, To Play Baseball.

Somebody Once Asked Me If I Ever Went Up To The Plate Trying To Hit A Home Run. I Said, 'sure, Every Time.'

If I Send The Ball Home, I Know What Will Happen To It. My Twin Brothers Will Take It Out On The Lot, Like Any 20-cent Rocket.