Some Say He Never Blinks, And That

It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That Will Amuse Us And Entertain Us And We'll Come And Do It.

I Therefore Have To Use The Force. And Weirdly, This Doesn't Work Very Well. I Don't Understand Why, Because On The Last Census, I Put My Religion Down As Jedi Knight.

You Know What, I Distinctly Remember My Boat Blew Up And I Was Killed!

You Have City Centre Pubs Where Men Go To Meet Girls, Not Realising That All Girls In City Centre Pubs Have Thighs Like Tug Boats And Morals That Would Surprise A Zoo Animal.

I Have A Pathological Terror Of Falling Through Ice. I Nearly Drowned Once. I Fell Off A Boat And Got A Cramp, And Was Rescued By An Oil-rig Diver, A Great Bear Of A Man Who Simply Leant Into The Water And Scooped Me Out With One Finger.