Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.