No Man Would Listen To You Talk

We Must Be Truthful And Fair In The Ordinary Affairs Of Life Before We Can Be Truthful And Fair In Patriotism And Religion.

You Can't Do Anything Unless You Do It Yourself. And Usually You Can't Do It Yourself Very Well.

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.

The More Wealth A Man Has, The Louder His Children Talk.

Loving Everybody Is Polygamy. I Care For No Friend Who Loves His Enemy Equally Well.