You Can't Do Anything Unless You Do

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

A Loafer Never Works Except When There Is A Fire; Then He Will Carry Out More Furniture Than Anybody.

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

It May Be A Cold, Clammy Thing To Say, But Those That Treat Friendship The Same As Any Other Selfishness Seem To Get The Most Out Of It.