She Was So Ugly That I Took

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.