She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

Our First Stop Was Red Square, The Heart Of Moscow - If Moscow Has One.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.