Sexual Intercourse Vests No Property Rights.

Dreams Should Be Forgotten When We Wake. Or One Day We Will Find Ourselves Unable To Sleep.

It Took A Couple Of Hundred Million Years To Develop A Thinking Ape And You Want A Smart One In A Lousy Few Hundred Thousand?

In 1971, After Seven Years In College, With That Magic Piece Of Paper Clutched Triumphantly In My Fist, The Best Job I Was Able To Get Was Night Watchman On A Sewer Project In Babylon, N.y. Guarding A Hole In The Ground To Prevent Anyone From Stealing It. God Bless The American Educational System!

If You've Lived A Bad Life, They Send You To Hell. But If You've Been Truly Wicked, They Give You A Tour Of Heaven First.

We Are All Time Travelers Moving At The Speed Of Exactly 60 Minutes Per Hour.