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There's Nothing In The Human Heart Or Mind, No Place No Matter How Twisted Or Secret, That Can't Be Endured - If You Have Someone To Share It With.

If You've Lived A Bad Life, They Send You To Hell. But If You've Been Truly Wicked, They Give You A Tour Of Heaven First.

The Whole World Turns Upside Down In Ten Years, But You Turn Upside Down With It.

Librarians Are Like Crack Dealers When It Comes To Hooking Small Children.

Euphemisms Are For The Differently Brained.