Saturday Night Live Was A Show That

I Tried To Read The Bible, I Did, But It Always Felt Like A Much Less Awesome Lord Of The Rings.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

I Really Enjoyed Working On The 2009 Film, 'aliens In The Attic,' Because It Was Shot In New Zealand And I Got To Visit There For The First Time.

Don't Play Dead With A Vulture. That's Exactly What They Want.

I Like To Stuff Myself At Thanksgiving, Not Turkeys.