Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract As The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract-- Look, Why Should We Quarrel About A Thing Like This? We'll Take It Right Out, Eh?

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.