I Started Smoking As Soon As I

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

A Moose Is An Animal With Horns On The Front Of Its Head And A Hunting Lodge Wall On The Back Of It

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?