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You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?

I Just Started Doing This One-man Show, And I Wanted To Be Able To Score It, So I Bought A Guitar, And Got A Keyboard And Got A Harmonica. I Remember When I Started That I Didn't Understand Why A Harmonica Had Different Letters On Them.

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Was Starting To Become The "crazy Guy" At Law School, Which Is The Guy Who Is Not So Much "crazy" As "annoying."