A Wednesday With No Rain Is A

I Didn't Do Improv In College, I Never Performed, I Didn't Do Theater Either. I Was In Student Government, I Was A History Major.

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.

As Soon As I Jumped Out Of The Airplane, I Realized I Had Forgotten My Parachute. Thank God We Were Still On The Runway.

You Can Say 'thanks,' And You Can Say 'thanks A Million' - But Any Number In Between?

I Went Into A Clothing Store, And The Lady Asked Me What Size I Was. I Said, 'actual'. I'm Not To Scale.