Rick Perry, Started Out Like A Ball

Next In Importance To Having A Good Aim Is To Recognize When To Pull The Trigger.

The Senator Got So Tired On The Campaign Trail That He Started Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

I'll Be 50 Years Old Tomorrow And That Means, Among Other Things, That Now Bob Dole Can Start Telling Jokes About Me.

Now In Utah If You Get The Death Sentence, They Have The Firing Squad. In Russia, They Call That Early Retirement.

When You Think About Flying, It's Nuts Really. Here You Are At About 40,000 Feet, Screaming Along At 700 Miles An Hour And You're Sitting There Drinking Diet Pepsi And Eating Peanuts. It Just Doesn't Make Any Sense.