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Have You Seen These Republican Presidential Candidates? I Bet Obama Is Sorry Now That He Spent All That Money On The New Birth Certificate.

Former Governor Of Alaska, Sarah Palin, Is Promoting Her New Book And She's Going To Appear On The Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah And Oprah. On The One Hand, A Very Powerful Woman Qualified To Be President Of The United States, And On The Other Hand, You Have Sarah ... But If You Think About It, Sarah Palin And Oprah Winfrey Have A Lot In Common. They Both Helped Get Obama Elected.

This Will Be Michelle Obama's Last Opportunity To Try To Get Me To Eat Kale.

It's Disappointing When You Finally Get To Meet Someone You Admire And He Conducts Himself As A Jerk.

I'm A Wiseass And A Smartass, And I Always Have Been.