Remember The Days When You Let Your

I Love To Watch Those Old Movies On Late-night Television, Particularly When A Couple Get Up From A Champagne Dinner In A Posh Restaurant And The Hero Hands The Waiter $3. But The Best Part Is When He Says, "keep The Change."

The True Test Of Humility Is Whether You Can Say Grace Before Eating Crow.

Humor Gives Presidents The Chance To Be Seen As Warm, Relaxed Persons. Humor Reaches Out And Puts Its Arm Around The Listener And Says, 'i Am One Of You, I Understand,' And Implicitly It Promises, 'i Will Do Something About Your Problems.'

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'

Successful Salesman: Someone Who Has Found A Cure For The Common Cold Shoulder.