Reason Is The Servant Of Instinct.

Babies Are Unreasonable; They Expect Far Too Much Of Existence. Each New Generation That Comes Takes One Look At The World, Thinks Wildly, "is This All They've Done To It?" And Bursts Into Tears.

If You Don't Go To Other Men's Funerals, They Won't Go To Yours.

Every Maiden's Weak And Willin' When She Meets The Proper Villian.

You Can't Sweep Other People Off Their Feet, If You Can't Be Swept Off Your Own.

This Is A Hard And Precarious World, Where Every Mistake And Infirmity Must Be Paid For In Full.