If You Don't Go To Other Men's

We Talk Of Our Mastery Of Nature, Which Sounds Very Grand; But The Fact Is We Respectfully Adapt Ourselves, First, To Her Ways.

Babies Are Unreasonable; They Expect Far Too Much Of Existence. Each New Generation That Comes Takes One Look At The World, Thinks Wildly, "is This All They've Done To It?" And Bursts Into Tears.

The World Of Books Is The Most Remarkable Creation Of Man.

Every Maiden's Weak And Willin' When She Meets The Proper Villian.

Age Should Not Have Its Face Lifted, But It Should Rather Teach The World To Admire Wrinkles As The Etchings Of Experience And The Firm Line Of Character.