Reality Is A Concept That Depends Largely

I Think It's Cool When An Ex-girlfriend Becomes An Xl Girlfriend.

My Credit Card Company Says I Have An Outstanding Balance. I'm Flattered.

For Me And Most Of My Friends Who Are Comedians, If You've Been Doing Comedy For A While, Your Tolerance For Things Actually Moves. I Find It Very Hard To Be Shocked, And When Other People Aggressively Take Offense To Something, I'm Sometimes Confused.

Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An Apron.

And My Only Rule Being If When I Wake In The Morning I'm Looking Forward To The Things That I Have To Do That Day, Then I'm On The Right Track.