My Credit Card Company Says I Have

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

I Think There's A Difference Between Making Comedy And Reporting Comedy. When You're A Joke Teller You Can Easily Fall Into The Second, You Can Show Up And Just Say The Jokes.

Regarding The Marching Band: How Much More Interesting It Would Be To See A Creeping Band.

When People Show Me Pictures Of Their Kids, It's Okay. But When I Give Them A Picture Of Me, To Show To Their Kids, I'm Weird. What Kind Of One Way Street Is That?

It's Interesting To Be An Adult And To Have That Level Of Ignorance About Something, Because The Nice Part About Is You Get That Discovery. The Learning Curve Is So Rich And Steep.