Gandhi, Who Went To Wendy's And Asked,

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If I Lose Show Business - I'll Really Be An Orphan!

Clint Eastwood's Sex Therapist, Who Said To Clint, Do It Any Which Way You Can, But No Sudden Impact. Never Got A Dinner!

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