President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.